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Higgs Boson replied

1 November 2012, 15:39
A text message

Our records indicate that you were once felt up by Jimmy Saville and could be entitled to £2147 in compensation. Just reply "how's about that then" to register or to opt out just text "stop Jimmy stop". Register before the end of the month and get a free "Lawyers 4 U fixed it for me" medal.
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TestMangler replied

1 November 2012, 13:55
Saville's career really took off in 1967 when, one night, backstage after an episode of Top Of The Pops, he introduced Cream to The Small Faces......
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Higgs Boson started a topic Another Saville joke

1 November 2012, 13:53
Another Saville joke

Tony blackburn went to Freddie Starrs pool party and brought along jimmy savile and gary glitter.

Freddie turns to Tony blackburn and says "you idiot, I said bring a pair of speedo's"
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