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Originally posted by zeitghostNo it's not: that's the Trek Universe...
"Resistance is Useless" is the HHGTTG...
Daleks say "Resistance is Futile"
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No it's not: that's the Trek Universe...Originally posted by AndywIT'S Resistance is Futile !!!!

"Resistance is Useless" is the HHGTTG...
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Originally posted by zeitghostAre you saying that Resistance is Useless?
IT'S Resistance is Futile !!!!
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In an earlier post I read that Daleks (real ones) are A Sexual - therefore not sure (other than as balloons, or recycled as a bin bag) whether there is a genuine use for an inflatable oneOriginally posted by BitbucketAre inflatable daleks for daleks that er ..um..cant get girlfriends
I anticipate (with dread) your comments........
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I'd certainly deflateOriginally posted by EternalOptimistInflatable, if I pricked you hard enough would you go down on me

And why did I just respond??
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I'm not anymore either, but the urge to contract never quite goes away...Originally posted by janeyme not a contractor matey!
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I have to respect your surfing skills!!!Originally posted by Fortune Green
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Originally posted by LeedaYES.
I am ONE.
I even have breasts.
What a Dalek with breasts ? do you have any pictures?
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me not a contractor matey!Originally posted by zeitghostOoooooooooooooer... you kept that quiet Janey...
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aw gawd don't tell 'em that, you'll get no peace now!Originally posted by LeedaYES.
I am ONE.
I even have breasts.
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Are inflatable daleks for daleks that er ..um..cant get girlfriends
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Inflatable, if I pricked you hard enough would you go down on meOriginally posted by inflatable dalekEspecially the Daleks
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