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Oi, all you Daleks get back to the robotising line. Honestly, I only have to turn my back for a second.
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Originally posted by Joe Black.Thats a pretty mean thing to say. Now for every 3 pints I pour I'm going to spit in 2 of them. Assuming the customer is English.
Only spit in them...?
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Your puny strength is no match for usOriginally posted by zeitghostDaleks taste good too, flame grilled is best, once you've figured out how to use the tin opener.
The tin opener from Lidl is particularly good on Daleks.
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Thats a pretty mean thing to say. Now for every 3 pints I pour I'm going to spit in 2 of them. Assuming the customer is English.Originally posted by TrollI think your nationality should invoke an immediate ban... but I'm prepared to live & let live
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I'm with the Troll on this oneOriginally posted by zeitghostNonsense.
Trolls are no match for we Giant Alien Lizards.
So long as that perfideous War Criminal James Tiberius Kirk keeps his nose out...
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Originally posted by zeitghostDaleks taste good too, flame grilled is best, once you've figured out how to use the tin opener.
The tin opener from Lidl is particularly good on Daleks.
I don't think you would find me very tasty!!
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All your eterminated is belong to us
And why purple, for Japan's sake. (tihink about it)
Are there homosexual Daleks? No, they're asexual aren't they, like traffic wardens. And the welsh.
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gotta catch us first chump chops!Originally posted by zeitghostI haven't eaten a troll for a while now.. I think I barbequed the last one... a little tough, but tasty...
anyway last green scaly lizard thing I met I clubbed to death and roasted .. washed down with a nice glass of Chablis....
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I think your nationality should invoke an immediate ban... but I'm prepared to live & let liveOriginally posted by Joe Black.You can get banned for a number of reasons. I'm not sure if having an avatar with a 'cute' little doll is a bannable offence but it ******* should be.
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I had no idea
that trolls followed islamOriginally posted by TrollYou Trollist
Living under bridges is soooo 16th Century
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You TrollistOriginally posted by zeitghost1. Being a troll
2. Being an obnoxious troll...
3. Living under bridges & fecking goats.
HTH.
Living under bridges is soooo 16th Century
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Originally posted by TrollAnd what please tell is wrong with Trolls?
Are we not all Trolls here intending to provoke debate with our postings?
Are you a 'trollist'?
What is the criteria for being banned?
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