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  • janey
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Don't like to brag but "working" from home.

    you'll start to smell if you're out in the sun too long you know, DP?
    get yourself back in the fridge where you belong

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by janey


    I'm stuck in here and it's flippin gorgeous outside
    Don't like to brag but "working" from home.

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    When I was a kid I wanted to be shot into space. My Dad said "if my Mum hadn't been drunk I would have been"...................... I'll get me coat.

    I don't know what you could possibly mean

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by janey
    oh but to be amongst them...
    When I was a kid I wanted to be shot into space. My Dad said "if my Mum hadn't been drunk I would have been"...................... I'll get me coat.

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Dalek Supreme
    From the bottom of a well, one can see the stars.
    oh but to be amongst them...

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Originally posted by janey
    that's right tlg, you tell 'em. we might talk like we're in the gutter but we can at least try to spell correctly!
    From the bottom of a well, one can see the stars.

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Scania
    that's right tlg, you tell 'em. we might talk like we're in the gutter but we can at least try to spell correctly!

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Phoenix
    Scannier Wheel nuts then?
    Scania

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  • Swamp Thing
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    Originally posted by Phoenix
    Scannier Wheel nuts then?
    Nope, Janey's gone all Bruce Lee on us (hard nips).

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by janey
    I suppose they would be if they weren't improsoned by my extra strength boulder holder
    Scannier Wheel nuts then?

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Dalek Supreme
    I bet your nipples are like chapel hat pegs.
    I suppose they would be if they weren't improsoned by my extra strength boulder holder

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Phoenix
    They'd look better on my Bedroon floor!
    oh dear.. I hope you've got some better pulling lines for the weekend!

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  • janey
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    how did this thread manage to deteriorate so quickly?!!!

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by janey
    my jeans and jumper are staying firmly on my body!
    Don't get them too tight. It's not good for blood circulation.

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Originally posted by janey
    it's actually really cold in here now they've got the air con working... brrrrr
    I bet your nipples are like chapel hat pegs.

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