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janey replied

14 June 2006, 17:02
hello boys!!! how did I miss this one?!

personally I have never given (or recieved) any manual stimulation of the mastubation kind either to myself or anyone else... although I have to admit to having been grabbed in a passionate embrace in the stairwell by my (then) supervisor

we're now just good friends
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Joe Black. replied

14 June 2006, 12:01
probably home, that way I don't mess up my desk, keyboard, monitor etc although I suppose I could use the toilet.
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dang65 replied

7 June 2006, 11:37
It can be hard to enforce an Office Wanking Policy.
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GBH123 replied

7 June 2006, 09:22
[QUOTE=Phoenix]

Originally posted by Fortune Green

Janey's busy........

see above

Still no comment from the lady!!.........Very busy

She usually has her finger on the pulse
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Phoenix replied

7 June 2006, 08:45
[QUOTE=Fortune Green]Janey's busy........

see above

Still no comment from the lady!!.........Very busy

Last edited by scotspine; 7 June 2006, 08:54.
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Mordac's Ego replied

7 June 2006, 00:22
FFS

<<insert sarcastic comment here>>
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GBH123 replied

6 June 2006, 16:20
Originally posted by Xenophon

... and into Light Relief it goes!

and as yet no comment from Janey
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The Lone Gunman replied

6 June 2006, 16:05
Originally posted by Xenophon

... and into Light Relief it goes!

I dont know why, but I feel so much more relaxed now!
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Xenophon replied

6 June 2006, 15:29
... and into Light Relief it goes!
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Mr Crosby replied

6 June 2006, 15:24
A small unsatisfying one.
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The Master replied

6 June 2006, 15:23
I'm lead to believe el Duder is the resident expert in this field and am very disappointed he has made no, ahem, contribution to this thread as yet.
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threaded replied

6 June 2006, 14:50
Originally posted by Mr Crosby

I've found customers eventually complain if you keep shooting your load during resource meetings.

But if you're in charge of sales they'll give you a raise...
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Mr Crosby replied

6 June 2006, 14:42
I've found customers eventually complain if you keep shooting your load during resource meetings.
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Xenophon replied

6 June 2006, 14:41
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

There is a certain requirement for this thread to be in light relief!

A thread about Hand Relief is surely destined for Light Relief...
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The Lone Gunman replied

6 June 2006, 14:34
There is a certain requirement for this thread to be in light relief!
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