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Previously on "Can anybody recommend a good Escort Agency in central london?"

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  • KentPhilip
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    ppppppppppppppp

    Well I thought it was funny. But maybe I shouldn't knock people's hobbies.

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  • DirtyOldMan
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    And I was stupid enough to try it just to see what he was on about !!

    Doh !

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip
    In reply to the original post, may I respectfully recommend a google search for acemassage and punternet

    If they don't sort you out, try pressing the p key repeatedly with the little finger of your right hand, and your thumb hovering over the k key but not touching it. Like this:
    pppppppppppppppppppppppp
    you've got to keep your other three fingers curled over a bit, and move the whole hand
    pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
    ah yes that feels good pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
    pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppppppppppppppppppppoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppppp yeah baby!!!! ppppppppppppp.....

    w @ nker

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  • KentPhilip
    replied
    In reply to the original post, may I respectfully recommend a google search for acemassage and punternet

    If they don't sort you out, try pressing the p key repeatedly with the little finger of your right hand, and your thumb hovering over the k key but not touching it. Like this:
    pppppppppppppppppppppppp
    you've got to keep your other three fingers curled over a bit, and move the whole hand
    pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
    ah yes that feels good pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
    pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppppppppppppppppppppoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppppp yeah baby!!!! ppppppppppppp.....

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    I wondered how long this would take to reach light relief, it is amazing how long it lasted.

    Mods must have been asleep.
    It wont be the last today either.
    are any of the threads I contribute to NOT in light relief?!

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    I wondered how long this would take to reach light relief, it is amazing how long it lasted.

    Mods must have been asleep.
    It wont be the last today either.

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by janey
    but you have to swallow it...
    Good girl, good girl.

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Mr Crosby
    Why would you have to swallow it?
    because there is no where to spit it out

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  • Mr Crosby
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    Originally posted by janey
    you know when you vomit but you have to swallow it...
    Why would you have to swallow it?

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    The path of true love is never smooth.
    you know when you vomit but you have to swallow it...

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by janey
    I feel sick
    The path of true love is never smooth.

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    He played hard to get at first. A classic seduction technique. He is now moving in for the kill.
    I feel sick

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    oooooH yesss, missus.
    ewww now I'm going to have to go scrub myself with a wire brush...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    You've changed your tune you kinky minx!
    Its all part of the pre-op psychotherapy designed to make Mike (er... Jane) feel more comfortable in her feminine role.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish
    Just think if you could claim it back, that last 17.5% was on Mr. G. Brown
    The flip-side being if you picture the Brown one during the last 17.5% then you run the real risk of losing 'interest' in the proceedings...

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