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zara_backdog replied

8 February 2012, 21:33
Marriage is remembering what yours is mine and what is mine is my own.
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BrilloPad replied

7 February 2012, 08:58
Marriage is about 3 rings.
Engagement ring.
Wedding ring.
Suffer ring.
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BrilloPad replied

7 February 2012, 08:57
Marriage is the process of finding out what sort of man your wife would have preferred.
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Scrag Meister started a topic Probably old but made me laugh

7 February 2012, 08:42
Probably old but made me laugh

Marriage is like a pack of cards, it always starts off with a 2 hearts and a diamond, but after some time gets to a point where you wish you had a club and a spade.
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