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Previously on "It's a strange thing , jizz"

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    What on god's green earth is f@nny batter?
    Oh come on, MP!! You'll be telling us next that you've never heard of helmet cheese or beef curtains.



    We're not fooled you know.

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  • blacjac
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    What on god's green earth is f@nny batter?
    NSFW, but you probably guessed that...
    Fanny Batter - ARRSEpedia

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Don't use yer fingers after playing brass wound strings.

    I would suggest it's the other way round mate. You don't want to be getting jizz all over your new brass wound strings. Definately dulls the tone.

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  • cailin maith
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    Ah Jizz.... I wondered where the thread had gone

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  • darmstadt
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    Jizz Wailers




    The group are classified as jizz-wailers, which, according to the Star Wars Encyclopedia, refers to a "musician who plays a fast, contemporary, and upbeat style of music

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Mary Poppins nearly asked me to post this.


    I was thinking what a strange thing for people to get worked up about. I mean, I'm just as guilty as anyone , but isnt it odd ? and f@nny batter ?

    odd

    Sometimes I wish I was a hamster, or a fruit-bat. then I wouldnt have to worry about stuff like this





    What I find really odd is why it's sort of luminescent in a night clubs toilet. I mean I know they put those lights in to stop you from jacking up, but surely it shouldn't look like some sort of radioactive slime should it?

    Don't you find that???

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Mary Poppins nearly asked me to post this.


    I was thinking what a strange thing for people to get worked up about. I mean, I'm just as guilty as anyone , but isnt it odd ? and f@nny batter ?

    odd

    Sometimes I wish I was a hamster, or a fruit-bat. then I wouldnt have to worry about stuff like this





    Trust you to raise the tone.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Men
    Yep

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    but isnt it odd, that it's such a big thing , to some folks



    Men

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  • DimPrawn
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    EO meets MP.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Holy god... F@nny batter
    but isnt it odd, that it's such a big thing , to some folks



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  • MaryPoppins
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    What on god's green earth is f@nny batter?

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  • cailin maith
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    Holy God... F@nny batter
    Last edited by cailin maith; 3 March 2011, 21:34.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Mary Poppins nearly asked me to post this.


    I was thinking what a strange thing for people to get worked up about. I mean, I'm just as guilty as anyone , but isnt it odd ? and f@nny batter ?

    odd

    Sometimes I wish I was a hamster, or a fruit-bat. then I wouldnt have to worry about stuff like this






    Don't use yer fingers after playing brass wound strings.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Mary Poppins nearly asked me to post this.


    I was thinking what a strange thing for people to get worked up about. I mean, I'm just as guilty as anyone , but isnt it odd ? and f@nny batter ?

    odd

    Sometimes I wish I was a hamster, or a fruit-bat. then I wouldnt have to worry about stuff like this





    So what exactly is worrying about your jizz?

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