News in briefs

[HairyArsedBloke]

PETA is delighted that gold has been found in the Chilean mine where 33 workers are trapped. She said: “The timing couldn’t be better. Yesterday I noticed a gold futures reached a record $1,340 an ounce after recent market volatility boosted demand for the metal.”

Speckulant!

Sminki [NSFW]

[HairyArsedBloke]

NIKKALA is ecstatic Robbie is reunited with Take That. She said: “It reminds me of a tale in the Eleusinian Mysterious when Demeter, the Greek goddess of harvest, is reunited with her daughter Persephone. Her return created Spring and is the symbol of rebirth.”

[HairyArsedBloke]

The Sun - Official: Chicken DID came before the egg

RUTH is thrilled that scientists have worked out the chicken came before the egg. She said: “It seems Aristotle was right when he first presented the paradox. Using the central metaphysical theory of potentiality and actuality was the key for him.”

[HairyArsedBloke]

ELLE was shocked to see Jordan’s new-look lips. She said: “I immediately suspected that hyaluronic acid – one of the chief components of the extracellular matrix – had been used. She should be wary of side effects such as serious swelling.”

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[TheFaQQer]

NSFW. It's fairly obvious but thought I'd better spell it out.

www.manhavingsexwithgoatsupercloseupwithveryloudbl eating.com

Pornographer!!!

[DimPrawn]

DANNI is concerned to hear prawns are being exposed to anti-depressants. She said: “While fluoxetine in Prozac may temporarily increase crustaceans’ serotonin levels, too much of the drug could irrevocably damage our fragile marine ecosystem.”

It's no laughing matter you ****!

[HairyArsedBloke]

Now the markets have closed I can do some more research on this.

I only noticed it the other day but it turns out it's been there for ages. There is even an archive site for it: Sminki (SFW).

Dannii's the otherday is good:

DANNI is concerned to hear prawns are being exposed to anti-depressants. She said: “While fluoxetine in Prozac may temporarily increase crustaceans’ serotonin levels, too much of the drug could irrevocably damage our fragile marine ecosystem.”

[Drewster]

NSFW. It's fairly obvious but thought I'd better spell it out.

www.manhavingsexwithgoatsupercloseupwithveryloudbl eating.com

S'funny cos the Saudi naughty filter doesn't mind that one!!

[MarillionFan]

NSFW. It's fairly obvious but thought I'd better spell it out.

www.manhavingsexwithgoatsupercloseupwithveryloudbl eating.com

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NSFW
Ugens fiskepige

[HairyArsedBloke]

Page3.com (NSFW - some thick-o's complain if I don't say that even though it's obvious)

Has added a new feature to it page called 'News in briefs'. It's a balloon comment about a news story. It makes me laugh.

Today's beauty is Becky and the caption is

BECKY was thrilled to see Paul the octopus honoured for his spot-on World Cup predictions. She said: “Octopuses share the characteristic of bilateral symmetry with other cephalopod molluscs, but their intelligence makes them stand out from other invertebrates.”