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  • suityou01
    started a topic Puns

    Puns

    Two eskimoes paddling along in their canoes. One gets a little cold and lights a fire on the boat, which of course burnt through the boat and it sank.
    Which goes to prove, you can't have your kayak and heat it.

    Ithangyou

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