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Previously on "Management"
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Management
A man in a hot air balloon, realizing he was lost, reduced altitude and
spotted a man below. He descended further and shouted to the man
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am"
The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be in IT," said the balloonist.
"Actually I am," replied the man, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is
technically correct but I've no idea what to make of your information
and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at
all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The man below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you
expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in
exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow,
it's my ******* fault..."Tags: None
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