Which whine for xmas lunch please?

[TheFaQQer]

Does the Daily Heil publish on Christmas Day? If not, you'll have to recycle yet more tripe about house prices, gypsies and immigrants.

[Pogle]

4 hours to cook and demolished in 15 mins

[singhr]

1. You've never liked my mother
2. You can't make me eat the sprouts
3. Not Morecombe and Wise again

[DiscoStu]

Three cheers for Eberneezer! Hip Hip....replacement

I'm 32, I'm hoping it's going to be a while before I need a hip replacement!

[PorkPie]

D. This is the most boring day of the year. I'd rather be at work.

Three cheers for Eberneezer! Hip Hip....replacement

[DiscoStu]

D. This is the most boring day of the year. I'd rather be at work.

[DimPrawn]

A. I think it is all too commercialised and it offends muslims.
B. I don't like turkey, it's very dry and lacks flavour.
C. Only one bottle of wine per table FFS!