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Previously on "Who does it for you?"

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  • RichardCranium
    replied
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I heard my dad use the expression when I was a nipper. Eight pints and you are sort of ok and are able to find your way home. Any more and you are a gibbering wreck
    I see. Like being "three sheets to the wind".

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  • Spacecadet
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I'll have a BabyCham.
    now marketed as pear cider

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  • HairyArsedBloke
    replied
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I heard my dad use the expression when I was a nipper. Eight pints and you are sort of ok and are able to find your way home. Any more and you are a gibbering wreck


    personally, I like to see no8 in my rear view mirror by nine oclock at the latest



    These days it's "One over the three" for me. In fact it's more like one over the two.

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Nope. Wossat mean then?
    I heard my dad use the expression when I was a nipper. Eight pints and you are sort of ok and are able to find your way home. Any more and you are a gibbering wreck


    personally, I like to see no8 in my rear view mirror by nine oclock at the latest



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  • RichardCranium
    replied
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Richard. ever heard the expression 'one over the eight' ?
    Nope. Wossat mean then?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    heheh

    Richard. ever heard the expression 'one over the eight' ?



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  • RichardCranium
    started a poll Who does it for you?

    Who does it for you?

    19
    I lie there thinking of algorithms while the Missus bounces up and down
    10.53%
    2
    I leave that sort of thing to the milkman and door-to-door encyclopedia salesman
    15.79%
    3
    He says he goes up the golf club and leaves me alone. That's good enough for me.
    5.26%
    1
    I drop the soap and tell Menelaus to pick it up
    5.26%
    1
    I've given it up since I discovered chutney spoonerism
    10.53%
    2
    I can rely on the one-eyed idiot to do any necessary f**king up
    5.26%
    1
    I have a friend on CUK who provides my services. And eats my f**king chocolates.
    10.53%
    2
    When I said HAB is a big giver I meant in a charitable way
    5.26%
    1
    I can rely on AndyW to see to the important tasks
    15.79%
    3
    Finking? I don't fink unless I'm being paid to fink.
    15.79%
    3
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You could always do your own f**king poll!
    Ooh, that should be an interesting study amongst the resident demographic.

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