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now marketed as pear ciderOriginally posted by zeitghostI'll have a BabyCham.




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These days it's "One over the three" for me. In fact it's more like one over the two.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI heard my dad use the expression when I was a nipper. Eight pints and you are sort of ok and are able to find your way home. Any more and you are a gibbering wreck
personally, I like to see no8 in my rear view mirror by nine oclock at the latest

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I heard my dad use the expression when I was a nipper. Eight pints and you are sort of ok and are able to find your way home. Any more and you are a gibbering wreckOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostNope. Wossat mean then?
personally, I like to see no8 in my rear view mirror by nine oclock at the latest
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Nope. Wossat mean then?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostRichard. ever heard the expression 'one over the eight' ?
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Richard. ever heard the expression 'one over the eight' ?
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19I lie there thinking of algorithms while the Missus bounces up and down10.53%2I leave that sort of thing to the milkman and door-to-door encyclopedia salesman15.79%3He says he goes up the golf club and leaves me alone. That's good enough for me.5.26%1I drop the soap and tell Menelaus to pick it up5.26%1I've given it up since I discovered chutney spoonerism10.53%2I can rely on the one-eyed idiot to do any necessary f**king up5.26%1I have a friend on CUK who provides my services. And eats my f**king chocolates.10.53%2When I said HAB is a big giver I meant in a charitable way5.26%1I can rely on AndyW to see to the important tasks15.79%3Finking? I don't fink unless I'm being paid to fink.15.79%3Ooh, that should be an interesting study amongst the resident demographic.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou could always do your own f**king poll!
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