My favourite joke

[RichardCranium]

I had a friend who would laugh 'till he cried at this:


What is the difference between a duck?


One of its legs is both the same.

[wobbegong]

A man walks into a bakers and says "I'd like a loaf of bread please". The baker says "brown or white?" The man says "It doesn't matter, I've got me bike outside".


IGMC

[Paddy]

I like jokes with meaning. This is an old soviet joke.

There was a long queue outside the bakers. The doors to the bakers were closed but people still queued for bread. Along came the police in the morning and they shouted. “Any Jews in the queue? Jews go home! So they left and went home.
An hour or so later, inner party officials came “Any none party members in the queue? … Go home!
Time passed and there was still no bread. Darkness fell and so did the snow. The local party leader turned up and a quite shivering voice said. “Comrade party members, sorry there is no bread today!” The shivering party members shouted back. “Why do the Jews always get the best deal?”

[Moscow Mule]

Mine is

"How do you kill a circus?"

"You go for the Juggler".

[Dog's Heinous]

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