Reply to: Spacecadet's Dairy Thread

[cailin maith]

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[Spacecadet]

Orange 1% milk cartons. What's that all about?

Its a plan to gradually weaken milk to the point where some guilable fool can be sold water as "0%" fat milk

[RichardCranium]

Orange 1% milk cartons. What's that all about?

[Spacecadet]

Any news on the return of Lymeswold?

My sources tell me that there are no official plans to reintroduce this truely remarkable cheese.
Unofficially there is a blackmarket in out of date samples dating from the early 90's

[singhr]

Any news on the return of Lymeswold?

[Spacecadet]

Spacecadet - I like runny Brie.. what does it mean?

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[Mich the Tester]

I'm quite partial to Berkswell cheese. Linky

[cailin maith]

Spacecadet - I like runny Brie.. what does it mean?

[norrahe]

White stilton - 'tis an abomination

White Stilton with cranberries or apricots, now that's just WRONG!!!!

[Spacecadet]

White stilton - 'tis an abomination

Blue every time - the moldier the better

In which case you'll be fine
Just try and avoid contaminating your husbands red leicester with the stilton

[Pogle]

Is it blue or white stilton?
And please don't tell me that you eat both

White stilton - 'tis an abomination

Blue every time - the moldier the better

[EternalOptimist]

My husband has red hair and eats a lot of red Leicester. I love stilton, will I get varicose veins??

if the answer is no, you can have mine

[Spacecadet]

My husband has red hair and eats a lot of red Leicester. I love stilton, will I get varicose veins??

Is it blue or white stilton?
And please don't tell me that you eat both

[Mich the Tester]

My husband has red hair and eats a lot of red Leicester. I love stilton, will I get varicose veins??

No, but Cheshire might give you osteoporosis.

[Pogle]

My husband has red hair and eats a lot of red Leicester. I love stilton, will I get varicose veins??