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Mich the Tester replied

26 November 2009, 14:59
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Please tell me you aren't looking at Porn on my laptop

You can't really call a picture of Monica Bellucci in her undies 'porn'. High art maybe but not porn. No, if you're looking for porn, try...erm, no, I shan't.
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Churchill replied

26 November 2009, 14:57
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Please tell me you aren't looking at Porn on my laptop

No I am not looking at porn on your (ours, surely?) laptop!
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Mich the Tester replied

26 November 2009, 14:57
Originally posted by snaw View Post

Someone must have hikacked it.

Yet more scatological smut.
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snaw replied

26 November 2009, 14:56
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Please tell me you aren't looking at Porn on my laptop

Someone must have hikacked it.
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Churchill replied

26 November 2009, 14:55
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

How so? is she cold and not breathing?

Not sure if it's her breathing but there's a hissing sound coming from somewhere and f**k knows what that smell of burning rubber is...
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Mich the Tester replied

26 November 2009, 14:55
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

She looks good but she craps in bed.

Oh bloody hell, I've gone right off her now.
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Spacecadet replied

26 November 2009, 14:54
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

She looks good but she's crap in bed.

How so? is she cold and not breathing?
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cailin maith replied

26 November 2009, 14:54
Please tell me you aren't looking at Porn on my laptop
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Churchill replied

26 November 2009, 14:52
She looks good but she's crap in bed.
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Mich the Tester replied

26 November 2009, 14:52
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

WHS but before him

After me, then? Form an orderly queue please chaps.
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Andy2 replied

26 November 2009, 14:51
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

WHS but before him

WHS but before him
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Spacecadet replied

26 November 2009, 14:49
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I would

WHS but before him
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Mich the Tester replied

26 November 2009, 14:46
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

A few linkys might just garner the attention - got any of Monica?

http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/51...imonica080.jpg

NSFW - ish

I would
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Churchill replied

26 November 2009, 14:43
Originally posted by snaw View Post

I think this clever pun thread of mine deserves more attention!

A few linkys might just garner the attention - got any of Monica?

http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/51...imonica080.jpg

NSFW - ish
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snaw replied

26 November 2009, 14:38
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

I think this clever pun thread of mine deserves more attention!
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