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  • EternalOptimist
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    I looked over Jordan, and what did I see ?
    Coming for to carry me home
    A big pair of jubblies, staring back at me
    Coming for to carry me home

    Sometimes they're up and sometimes they're down
    Coming for to carry me home
    But still my draws feels heavenly bound
    Coming for to carry me home

    The brightest day that I can say
    Coming for to carry me home
    When Ant 'n Dec washed my grubs away,
    Coming for to carry me home.

    If I get there before you do
    Coming for to carry me home
    I'll cut a hole and pull you through
    Coming for to carry me home

    If you get there before I do
    Coming for to carry me home
    Tell the Sun I'm coming home too
    Coming for to carry me home

    Swing low Sweet chariot



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  • minestrone
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    There is only so many sets of balls a woman can put in her gob.

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  • stingman123
    started a topic Believable

    Believable

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8373605.stm

    Kate has left the Jungle?

    Bet she still gets her £300K

    I'd probably shine my own tulip for that!
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