I feel dirty

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Ruse replied

20 November 2009, 13:47
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

i'm glad i don't next to you two in the office.

I'm glad you don't ***** next to us in the office too !
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DS23 replied

20 November 2009, 13:09
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

A myth generated by the incredibly vast and wealthy cosmetics / perfume industry.

Originally posted by Ruse View Post

WHS.

You are washing away the body's natural oils and drying it out. Then you need to apply lotions and potions full of chemicals to stop dry skin...

Every day isn't necessary unless you have a very particular sweating problem.

i'm glad i don't next to you two in the office.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

20 November 2009, 12:25
As I left the pub last night, one of the girls said, "Are you off?" I replied, "Yeah, sorry, I am a bit ripe"

Sadly, that gag didn't fall on fertile ground.
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RichardCranium replied

20 November 2009, 12:18
Mind you, I must confess I have just got dressed.

My dressing gown was humming a tune and when it's damp under the armpits all morning it is probably time to switch to the spare.

So I got in the shower while I was at it.
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Ruse replied

20 November 2009, 11:44
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

A myth generated by the incredibly vast and wealthy cosmetics / perfume industry.

WHS.

You are washing away the body's natural oils and drying it out. Then you need to apply lotions and potions full of chemicals to stop dry skin...

Every day isn't necessary unless you have a very particular sweating problem.
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RichardCranium replied

20 November 2009, 09:29
Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post

you don't even shower every day? Yeeeuch you ARE dirty!

A myth generated by the incredibly vast and wealthy cosmetics / perfume industry.
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MPwannadecentincome replied

20 November 2009, 00:30
you don't even shower every day? Yeeeuch you ARE dirty!
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RichardCranium replied

19 November 2009, 16:38
Eat curries and things with garlic in. Then nobody will notice.
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HairyArsedBloke started a topic I feel dirty

19 November 2009, 16:36
I feel dirty

but it's only Thursday too early to have a wash.
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