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Zippy replied

21 July 2009, 15:31
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

I have a vewwy good fwiend in Rome, you know ...

Biggus Diccus? I think we met at a party once.
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TinTrump replied

21 July 2009, 15:31
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Nurse! He's stopped taking his medication again.

Sorry DiscoStu, shouldn't your signature be more "Cyberman, putting the Hunt back into Berkshire"?
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Menelaus replied

21 July 2009, 15:08
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Sasguru, next time you meet a Jamaican, make friends by calling him a battybwoy.

*reaches for tin helmet*
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HairyArsedBloke replied

21 July 2009, 15:08
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Are you Jamaican?

Sasguru, next time you meet a Jamaican, make friends by calling him a battybwoy.
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Menelaus replied

21 July 2009, 14:58
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Fixed that for yer!

Thanks
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Churchill replied

21 July 2009, 14:57
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

I have a vewwy good fwiend in Wome, you know ...

Fixed that for yer!
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wobbegong replied

21 July 2009, 14:48
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Hallo. Vee are Cherman and therefore our flu is more deadly zan yours, Englisch schweinhunds.

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Menelaus replied

21 July 2009, 14:21
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

DO NOT COWWECT ME, ENGLISCH PIG-DOG!

I have a vewwy good fwiend in Rome, you know ...
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sasguru replied

21 July 2009, 14:20
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

NO, you lying mof; you hef been recycling dem to make your tenks.

Are you Jamaican?
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Mich the Tester replied

21 July 2009, 14:13
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Wewwy Sowwy, we haf krushed zem wiv our tanks.

NO, you lying mof; you hef been recycling dem to make your tenks.
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snaw replied

21 July 2009, 14:13
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Wewwy Sowwy, we haf krushed zem wiv our tanks.

Fraulines.
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sasguru replied

21 July 2009, 14:12
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

When are you going to give the Dutch their bicycles back?

Wewwy Sowwy, we haf krushed zem wiv our tanks.
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oracleslave replied

21 July 2009, 14:12
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

When are you going to give the Dutch their bicycles back?

Help yourself outside Amsterdam central station
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sasguru replied

21 July 2009, 14:11
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

zerefore

DO NOT COWWECT ME, ENGLISCH PIG-DOG!
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Mich the Tester replied

21 July 2009, 14:10
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Hallo. Vee are Cherman and therefore our flu is more deadly zan yours, Englisch schweinhunds.

When are you going to give the Dutch their bicycles back?
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