Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
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Previously on "Oi moderators!"
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Dont know that one?
He is one of those chaps who drops his anchor in poo bay!
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every fecking port available.Originally posted by ClownioCan someone help me out here?
Where do queers drop their anchors?
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanThis is entertaining,
Where do they drop their anchors?
Can someone help me out here?
Where do queers drop their anchors?
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanWhich bus are they riding then?
Well, seeing as you asked..
They're almost certainly on the "other bus"
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I see....ok.....urm....backs against the wall chaps.Originally posted by ClownioThey would almost certainly be brown ones.
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Originally posted by n5goonerwhat colour hats do they have on then ?
They would almost certainly be brown ones.
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what colour hats do they have on then ?Originally posted by ClownioNo I wouldn't go so far as to say thet they're ALL Up Hill Gardeners.
Shirt-lifters maybe
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Originally posted by n5goonerI bet you could not call them UHG though.
No I wouldn't go so far as to say thet they're ALL Up Hill Gardeners.
Shirt-lifters maybe
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stroke that pussy again. Kitty Kitty Kitty...Originally posted by PhoenixI'll match your 3 Gay bummers and raise you with a hairy Twat!
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Originally posted by ClownioYou are allowed to call the moderators gay bummers though.
I called them all Gay Bummers a while ago and I'm still here....
...Even after calling them gay bummers.
I'll match your 3 Gay bummers and raise you with a hairy Twat!
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I bet you could not call them UHG though.Originally posted by ClownioYou are allowed to call the moderators gay bummers though.
I called them all Gay Bummers a while ago and I'm still here....
...Even after calling them gay bummers.
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Originally posted by sasguruWhy are posts getting deleted? Is a little light banter like calling someone a feckwit now banned? You may as well shut up shop
You are allowed to call the moderators gay bummers though.
I called them all Gay Bummers a while ago and I'm still here....
...Even after calling them gay bummers.
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