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You are truly a genius. I prostrate myself before your lateral thinking ability.
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You could try using your feet. As for the right hand, offer to help a friend.Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI'm left handed too. How do you recommend I balance things up?
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I'm left handed too. How do you recommend I balance things up? Doing a Chinese helicopter pilot impersonation at the monitor probably isn't the best all round workout.Originally posted by WageSlaveNo, not at all. I'm left handed; right hand is used to operate the mouse
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Quite right, MF. My schooling equipped me perfectlyOriginally posted by MarillionFanNo. Bet he does have an arsehole like Traci Lords!
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No, not at all. I'm left handed; right hand is used to operate the mouseOriginally posted by Lucifer BoxNow you've had an opportunity to go home and peruse today's selection of links, have you got a right arm like Arnold Schwarzenegger's?
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Question for WageSlave
Now you've had an opportunity to go home and peruse today's selection of links, have you got a right arm like Arnold Schwarzenegger's?Tags: None
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