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Previously on "The Number Plate Game. If you read this then you have started the game!"
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostJust got back from lunch. Nodule, you wont believe this
I spotted
1 set of sticky out nips
8 cleavages
1 wrinkly cleavage
1 set of top-wobblers
1 peanut smuggler
1 set of top quality bouncers
If you think I will be looking at number plates you need to put your brain-care specialist on danger money
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostJust got back from lunch. Nodule, you wont believe this
I spotted
1 set of sticky out nips
8 cleavages
1 wrinkly cleavage
1 set of top-wobblers
1 peanut smuggler
1 set of top quality bouncers
If you think I will be looking at number plates you need to put your brain-care specialist on danger money
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostJust got back from lunch. Nodule, you wont believe this
I spotted
1 set of sticky out nips
8 cleavages
1 wrinkly cleavage
1 set of top-wobblers
1 peanut smuggler
1 set of top quality bouncers
If you think I will be looking at number plates you need to put your brain-care specialist on danger money
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Just got back from lunch. Nodule, you wont believe this
I spotted
1 set of sticky out nips
8 cleavages
1 wrinkly cleavage
1 set of top-wobblers
1 peanut smuggler
1 set of top quality bouncers
If you think I will be looking at number plates you need to put your brain-care specialist on danger money
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Originally posted by nodric View PostThis is not my original idea but it is a good one.
If you continue to read past this point you have accepted the terms of the game and are now playing it. Deny it if you wish but every time you see a number plate you will remember you are playing.
The Number Plate Game
The idea is a simple one. You have to count number plates from 001 to 999. So you first have to find a number plate which contains the number 001, then 002, 003 etc.
Simple enough so far but, if you need to find 074 but see 075 you are not allowed to bank it and will have to find it again once you have 074.
If you see 001 again the game resets and you start all over again. So if you have made to say 898 and you see 001 it's all back to the beginning.
Dismiss this as the ravings of a lunatic as they surely are but, next time you're out you'll find yourself looking for 001.
Old style only then?
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The Number Plate Game. If you read this then you have started the game!
This is not my original idea but it is a good one.
If you continue to read past this point you have accepted the terms of the game and are now playing it. Deny it if you wish but every time you see a number plate you will remember you are playing.
The Number Plate Game
The idea is a simple one. You have to count number plates from 001 to 999. So you first have to find a number plate which contains the number 001, then 002, 003 etc.
Simple enough so far but, if you need to find 074 but see 075 you are not allowed to bank it and will have to find it again once you have 074.
If you see 001 again the game resets and you start all over again. So if you have made to say 898 and you see 001 it's all back to the beginning.
Dismiss this as the ravings of a lunatic as they surely are but, next time you're out you'll find yourself looking for 001.Tags: None
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