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Previously on "Do the ladies have to put up with this?"

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    always do... you never know
    Very wise - I could actually do with some C4 in trap 2 at ClientCo. There must be tulipe dating back 60 years in there...
    Last edited by voodooflux; 17 October 2008, 19:04.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Were you carrying a machine gun?
    always do... you never know

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Had a few pints and a curry last night afterwork... this morning had the usual post curry dash for the toilet. Got in there in time and discharged the contents of my bowel in about one tenth of a second.
    Weirdest thing this morning though... as I was wiping down the walls afterwards, I could have sworn that the bloke in the stall next to me was very close to enjoying a pot noodle. Maybe he should have picked a toilet that didn't have a squeaky toilet seat although the groans and whimpering would still probably have given him away.
    Were you carrying a machine gun?

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  • Spacecadet
    started a topic Do the ladies have to put up with this?

    Do the ladies have to put up with this?

    Had a few pints and a curry last night afterwork... this morning had the usual post curry dash for the toilet. Got in there in time and discharged the contents of my bowel in about one tenth of a second.
    Weirdest thing this morning though... as I was wiping afterwards, I could have sworn that the bloke in the stall next to me was very close to enjoying a pot noodle. Maybe he should have picked a toilet that didn't have a squeaky toilet seat although the groans and whimpering would still probably have given him away.

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