Who is buying all the shoes?

[Diver]

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<Shoes are not a Man thing, Sheesh!>

[zara_backdog]

Next time you find a shop that sells shoes in your size - buy more then one pair.

Prehaps that is why I have so many

[cailin maith]

It's Carling Wotsit. I'm buying shares in Jimmy Choo next time she goes shoe shopping.

Thats good investment advice there Stu

[cailin maith]

the answer....my wife

And me

[Peoplesoft bloke]

the answer....my wife

And/or my ex wife.

[TimberWolf]

Can I find any in my size that I like?

That may be because you are a man. Women actually like shopping and will spend more than a nanosecond doing it before giving up on it as a hopeless task. This interest in shopping and clothes is one of the great distinguishing features separating men from women.

[LEX200]

I had the same problem with the trainers i wanted, when they finally had my size, they didnt hve the colour...ended up designing them myself on Nike ID and forking out the extra

[DiscoStu]

It's Carling Wotsit. I'm buying shares in Jimmy Choo next time she goes shoe shopping.

[SantaClaus]

the answer....my wife

[FiveTimes]

Can I find any in my size that I like?

That'll be because you are a size 3 1/2

[DimPrawn]

Can I find any in my size that I like?