Hey! Dude! Where's my pears?

[BrilloPad]

Just noticed that some kind person has stripped every pear off my pear tree...

I thought my feathered friends (jackdaws) hadn't been paying it much attention recently.

Ho hum.

I feel another security camera system coming on...

It was the squirrels what did it guv!

[wobbegong]

Hey! Dude! Where's my pears?

Stories are making the papers locally, about veg being stolen from allotments. Not just a couple of carrots and a cabbage, the entire contents of allotments are disappearing overnight.

[Advocate]

Next year, inject them with a solution of dog poo and water. They may still be nicked, but the last laugh is all yours!

It worries me that I now the image of someone mixing a big bucket with a murky brown liquid in it and cackling.

[Diver]

Next year, inject them with a solution of dog poo and water. They may still be nicked, but the last laugh is all yours!

Mercury

[Bob Dalek]

Just noticed that some kind person has stripped every pear off my pear tree...

I thought my feathered friends (jackdaws) hadn't been paying it much attention recently.

Ho hum.

I feel another security camera system coming on...

Next year, inject them with a solution of dog poo and water. They may still be nicked, but the last laugh is all yours!

[zeitghost]

Just noticed that some kind person has stripped every pear off my pear tree...

I thought my feathered friends (jackdaws) hadn't been paying it much attention recently.

Ho hum.

I feel another security camera system coming on...