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Previously on "Light a Candle for Lucy Thread"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Likely View Post
    I had nightmares last night that she was back
    Isn't it a 3 day ban to end soon? I hope she returns...

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Looks like goatse to me.
    http://goatse.ch/

    SFW if ascii "art" is SFW

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  • Likely
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    I had nightmares last night that she was back

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Nina View Post
    ,,;;;;;,,
    ,;;:::::::;;,
    ,;<;::' , ':::;,>
    ;;:: 0 /(0 ::;;
    ;;:: | \ ::;;
    ';;::.\o/.::;;'
    ';:::\_'-,:::;'
    '';| |;''
    '-,| |
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    '-, '-,
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    '-,
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    '-,
    | || |
    /`"`\
    .-'. _.'-.
    `._ ` _\
    `"---"`

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by Nina View Post

    ,,;;;;;,,
    ,;;:::::::;;,
    ,;;::' , ':::;,
    ;;:: /( ::;;
    ;;:: | \ ::;;
    ';;::.\c/.::;;'
    ';:::'-,:::;'
    '';| |;''
    '-,
    | |
    '-,
    | |
    '-,
    | |
    '-,
    | |
    /`"`\
    .-'. _.'-.
    `._ ` _.'
    `"---"`
    Looks like goatse to me.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Lola View Post
    All the nice girls love a candle!


    .
    . (
    . )\
    . {_}
    . .-;-.
    . |'-=-|
    . | |
    . | |
    . | |
    . | |
    . '.___.'

    An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for days and days with nothing to do. One morning the captain decides he is going to lay on some entertainment for the men. He orders a barrel to be placed on the top deck. It has an orifice in the side and he invites each one of the men to "take the pleasures" of the barrel to their heart's content. Soon a full-fledged hedonistic orgy is underway. The men are cheerful once again and morale is boosted. Things reach such a frenzy that even the captain's dog has a go. Once the party is over and the barrel is full of the team's spirit, it is bunged up and thrown overboard. The ship sails away. A few days later the barrel comes ashore on the beach of a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. The only inhabitants of the island are the nuns who have founded their convent there. The nuns find the barrel and open it. They don't recognize the contents and take it to be wax, from which they fashion candles. Of course, nuns being nuns, they use the candles in the way only nuns can. Nine months later an inordinate number of babies appear inexplicably on the island. One of the nuns is very guilty about her sins and approaches the Mother Superior for confession. "Forgive me, Mother. I have had a baby." The Mother Superior says, "That's nothing, my child. I've had puppies."

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Lola View Post
    All the nice girls love a candle!


    (
    )\
    {_}

    .-;-.
    |'-=-'|
    | |
    | |
    | |
    | |
    '.___.'

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  • Lola
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    All the nice girls love a candle!


    .
    . (
    . )\
    . {_}
    . .-;-.
    . |'-=-|
    . | |
    . | |
    . | |
    . | |
    . '.___.'
    Last edited by Lola; 5 July 2008, 18:55.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by blacjac View Post
    it looks really dirty in the preview hover on the thread list page.....

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  • blacjac
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    it looks really dirty in the preview hover on the thread list page.....

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is it me - or by tilting your head does this look rude?
    It made me think of the morning after a night on the lager & chilli.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Just you >pervert<
    I am abnormal then!

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is it me - or by tilting your head does this look rude?
    Just you >pervert<

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by Nina View Post
    ,,;;;;;,,
    ,;;:::::::;;,
    ,;;::' , ':::;,
    ;;:: /( ::;;
    ;;:: | \ ::;;
    ';;::.\c/.::;;'
    ';:::'-,:::;'
    '';| |;''
    '-,
    | |
    '-,
    | |
    '-,
    | |
    '-,
    | |
    /`"`\
    .-'. _.'-.
    `._ ` _.'
    `"---"`
    ASCII art, so 1994.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Nina View Post
    ,,;;;;;,,
    ,;;:::::::;;,
    ,;;::' , ':::;,
    ;;:: /( ::;;
    ;;:: | \ ::;;
    ';;::.\c/.::;;'
    ';:::'-,:::;'
    '';| |;''
    '-,
    | |
    '-,
    | |
    '-,
    | |
    '-,
    | |
    /`"`\
    .-'. _.'-.
    `._ ` _.'
    `"---"`
    Is it me - or by tilting your head does this look rude?

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