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Previously on "Scuttling the Cleaner"

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  • original PM
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    Nah went the pub so she could watch TV in peace!

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  • blacjac
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    things did not quite go to plan

    stationary cupboard closed

    some person staying late on another floor

    hey ho had to go home and make the wife smile!

    You did the ironing?

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  • original PM
    replied
    things did not quite go to plan

    stationary cupboard closed

    some person staying late on another floor

    hey ho had to go home and make the wife smile!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Jubber View Post
    Our cleaner is a big African fella. I think I'll pass. I've heard it smarts.
    Depends how much vaseline you use...

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  • Jubber
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    Our cleaner is a big African fella. I think I'll pass. I've heard it smarts.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    its the rich what gets the gravy
    should I put gravy into urban dictionary?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I remember the QA director in one place I worked scuttled a cleaner on my mate's desk... he was not pleased (my mate that is)... spent ages looking for semen stains and pubes...

    QA director got promoted to a job in the States, cleaner got sacked.

    Justice as ever.
    its the same the whole world over
    its the poor what gets the blame
    its the rich what gets the gravy
    aint it all, a fking shame


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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    spent ages looking for semen stains and pubes

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    everyone has gone home

    just me and the cleaner

    need to find the keys to the stationery cupboard now

    got any piccies?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    everyone has gone home

    just me and the cleaner

    need to find the keys to the stationery cupboard now

    If everyone has gone home then a table ender in the bosses office or boardroom would be the proper act.

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  • Advocate
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    everyone has gone home

    just me and the cleaner

    need to find the keys to the stationery cupboard now

    Me too, the hoover (or a none brand specific vacuum cleaner) is whirring away!

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  • original PM
    started a topic Scuttling the Cleaner

    Scuttling the Cleaner

    everyone has gone home

    just me and the cleaner

    need to find the keys to the stationery cupboard now

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