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Previously on "Scuttling the Cleaner"
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things did not quite go to plan
stationary cupboard closed
some person staying late on another floor
hey ho had to go home and make the wife smile!
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Our cleaner is a big African fella. I think I'll pass. I've heard it smarts.
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its the same the whole world overOriginally posted by zeitghostI remember the QA director in one place I worked scuttled a cleaner on my mate's desk... he was not pleased (my mate that is)... spent ages looking for semen stains and pubes...
QA director got promoted to a job in the States, cleaner got sacked.
Justice as ever.
its the poor what gets the blame
its the rich what gets the gravy
aint it all, a fking shame
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Originally posted by zeitghostspent ages looking for semen stains and pubes
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If everyone has gone home then a table ender in the bosses office or boardroom would be the proper act.Originally posted by original PM View Posteveryone has gone home
just me and the cleaner
need to find the keys to the stationery cupboard now

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Scuttling the Cleaner
everyone has gone home
just me and the cleaner
need to find the keys to the stationery cupboard now
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