Scuttling the Cleaner

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original PM replied

3 June 2008, 14:03
Nah went the pub so she could watch TV in peace!
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blacjac replied

2 June 2008, 18:33
Originally posted by original PM View Post

things did not quite go to plan

stationary cupboard closed

some person staying late on another floor

hey ho had to go home and make the wife smile!

You did the ironing?
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original PM replied

2 June 2008, 13:50
things did not quite go to plan

stationary cupboard closed

some person staying late on another floor

hey ho had to go home and make the wife smile!
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BrilloPad replied

2 June 2008, 07:36
Originally posted by Jubber View Post

Our cleaner is a big African fella. I think I'll pass. I've heard it smarts.

Depends how much vaseline you use...
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Jubber replied

2 June 2008, 07:02
Our cleaner is a big African fella. I think I'll pass. I've heard it smarts.
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BrilloPad replied

1 June 2008, 16:56
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

its the rich what gets the gravy

should I put gravy into urban dictionary?
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EternalOptimist replied

1 June 2008, 16:50
Originally posted by zeitghost

I remember the QA director in one place I worked scuttled a cleaner on my mate's desk... he was not pleased (my mate that is)... spent ages looking for semen stains and pubes...

QA director got promoted to a job in the States, cleaner got sacked.

Justice as ever.

its the same the whole world over
its the poor what gets the blame
its the rich what gets the gravy
aint it all, a fking shame
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BrilloPad replied

31 May 2008, 18:34
Originally posted by zeitghost

spent ages looking for semen stains and pubes
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BrilloPad replied

31 May 2008, 07:52
Originally posted by original PM View Post

everyone has gone home

just me and the cleaner

need to find the keys to the stationery cupboard now

got any piccies?
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The Lone Gunman replied

30 May 2008, 18:26
Originally posted by original PM View Post

everyone has gone home

just me and the cleaner

need to find the keys to the stationery cupboard now

If everyone has gone home then a table ender in the bosses office or boardroom would be the proper act.
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Advocate replied

30 May 2008, 17:08
Originally posted by original PM View Post

everyone has gone home

just me and the cleaner

need to find the keys to the stationery cupboard now

Me too, the hoover (or a none brand specific vacuum cleaner) is whirring away!
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original PM started a topic Scuttling the Cleaner

30 May 2008, 16:39
Scuttling the Cleaner

everyone has gone home

just me and the cleaner

need to find the keys to the stationery cupboard now
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