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wobbegong replied

1 April 2008, 22:24
Originally posted by zeitghost

A lot of those are on Y*uP**n...

Ahem, erm, allegedly, eh?
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wobbegong replied

1 April 2008, 15:44
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

you missed the league of extraordinary arseholes.

Missed it? It think he's got the DVD boxed set!
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KathyWoolfe replied

1 April 2008, 14:43
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

practise makes perfect Kathy

I tried last night.....got as far as two cans of strongbow - which was an advance over my usual one can of cider. Then again fiance had me drink one of them before dinner so that probably helped....
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cailin maith replied

1 April 2008, 14:06
Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post

I never get to 8 pints........

practise makes perfect Kathy
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KathyWoolfe replied

1 April 2008, 14:05
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

After 8 pints, everyone thinks they're John Travolta.

I never get to 8 pints........
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realityhack replied

1 April 2008, 13:57
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

After 8 pints... he thinks he can dance

After 8 pints, everyone thinks they're John Travolta.
I was just out to have fun, Bazza.
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cailin maith replied

1 April 2008, 11:36
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

I'm not really posh... you know that.
Not really, really, really posh anyway.
I hope I haven't the overbearing attitude of some posh folk anyway.

I might be a little bit posh though.

But not after 8 pints.

CM or Gonzo can verify.

After 8 pints... he thinks he can dance
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realityhack replied

1 April 2008, 11:27
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

RH, the Right Posh Squirrel would be appropriate?

I'm not really posh... you know that.
Not really, really, really posh anyway.
I hope I haven't the overbearing attitude of some posh folk anyway.

I might be a little bit posh though.

But not after 8 pints.

CM or Gonzo can verify.
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Diver replied

1 April 2008, 11:06
Originally Posted by HRH View Post
I'd just like to heartily recommend the moisturiser with a hint of self tan, its HRH's male grooming product of the year. Don't use it too often though or you'll end up orange like David Dickinson.

HTH
HRH

Originally posted by Diver View Post

KY jelly

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

brown eyes, Diver

brown eyes, burning like fire
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EternalOptimist replied

1 April 2008, 11:04
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Is that what they are calling it these days?

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brown eyes, Diver
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Diver replied

1 April 2008, 10:59
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

was that when you got mugged? by the brownies?

Is that what they are calling it these days?

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BrilloPad replied

1 April 2008, 10:59
Originally posted by HRH View Post

And you Mark, called me a raving felchlord over 12 months ago on cc.net. Infact you registered the name 'RRH The Raving Felchlord'

Damn! Too slow! someone has already taken "'HRH The Raving Felchlord"
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TheFaQQer replied

1 April 2008, 10:58
Originally posted by HRH View Post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3olccAkeYyA

My Gerrardesque strike

Nice pali
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FiveTimes replied

1 April 2008, 10:58
Originally posted by HRH View Post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3olccAkeYyA

My Gerrardesque strike

feck off.... can't be bothered.
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BrilloPad replied

1 April 2008, 10:57
Originally posted by HRH View Post

currently only play sundays due to several knee dislocations.

was that when you got mugged? by the brownies?
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