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    Is that a serving suggestion?

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    Here are some tits I prepared earlier........



    Try and spot number eight.

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    > moistened p ussy

    funny you should mention that

    still - if yours is wet this is ideal for taking it home

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    Great tits like my nuts........

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    Who'd have thought my puerile posting about tits would garner such reaction.

    Can't wait to post my next one about moistened p ussy

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    A tit in the hand is worth two [great tits] in the bush

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    Its quality not quantity, hence I prefer great tits..



    www.rspb.org.uk/birds/guide/g/greattit/index.asp

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    Well eight flew out of my box last week and it didn't hurt one bit.

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    The thing I love about summer is when all the tits come out.

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    If you’d taken my advice and put out food for them in the winter, your garden would now be full of tits.

    We have a box full of little tits at the bottom of the garden. I’m hoping they will soon emerge to nibble my nuts.

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    i don't think they're great tits.

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    what a bunch of tits.

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    Tits of the feathered variety do not make good eating.

    Blackbirds are ok but you need a couple of dozen to make a pie.

    Ensure that the oven is set to gas mark 8 or 200C as there have been some unfortunate problems in this area in the past. This was imortalised in an old rhyme.

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    have never seen so many tits in one hand ...

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    woodpecker food.

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