Versatile...

They come with 64mb USB these days. Even the Swiss move on...

Yeah, but in your case I bet it's usually "not allowed"

Yeah, but have you ever kissed a girl? :rollin

Heh heh.

Actually, swiss army knives are soooo old school. There are stronger, sharper and more durable brands around these days, like Leatherman. Bought the "Juice" Leatherman when I went travelling. Has lots of useful extras like bottle opener, corkscrew, both types of screwdriver, scissors, pliers, wire cutters, mini saw, as well as the blades.

What woman can wash up with her left hand, cook the dinner with her right hand, sweep the floor with one leg, and dust with the other, give you a blow-job, and open a bottle of beer using her arse?


A Swiss Army Wife.


(I'll get me coat...)