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Guest repliedThey come with 64mb USB these days. Even the Swiss move on...
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Guest repliedYeah, but in your case I bet it's usually "not allowed"
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Guest repliedYeah, but have you ever kissed a girl? :rollin
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Guest repliedHeh heh.
Actually, swiss army knives are soooo old school. There are stronger, sharper and more durable brands around these days, like Leatherman. Bought the "Juice" Leatherman when I went travelling. Has lots of useful extras like bottle opener, corkscrew, both types of screwdriver, scissors, pliers, wire cutters, mini saw, as well as the blades.
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What woman can wash up with her left hand, cook the dinner with her right hand, sweep the floor with one leg, and dust with the other, give you a blow-job, and open a bottle of beer using her arse?
A Swiss Army Wife.
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