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so Cojak, you dont like my jokes then? :rolleyes
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Those Denial of Service attacks can be a bugger....
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Unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances I have had to temporarily disable the "Donate" function on *********.
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Guest repliedre
1000 is a round number though.
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Guest repliedjokes
Not if he certainly keep telling them these stupid techie jokes. Poor boy, he has to spend a week with the rabbit to get some basic techniques.
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Guest repliedDo you have much success with women AtW?
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well I just had great idea of paying tribute to fiddleabout by submitting some of the best Russian jokes to his site located here: www.*********.co.uk
Here is example of fine Russian humour: Two programmers argue about some problem. They talk for a while and finally one of them says pretty loudly: ok, lets say for arguments sake that I give you £1,000... no lets make it a round number - I give you £1,024!
being a little bit too paranoid, eh?
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