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Previously on "Sven G-E. Must be hung like a donkey?"

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    I am looking forward to his new book

    Sven and the art of motorcycle-chick maintenance

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    How do they hang donkeys? - must need a big scaffold.

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    I always thought IDS was the real Mr Burns, he sure looks like him

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    That's true. Some women may well find two foot long tongues exciting. But tell the whole truth zeit. Most of them are less impressed when the tongues also get excited and proceed to unload 64 litres of giant lizard spawn in a jelly of frozen fluorine.

    PS Hey! he does look like Mr Burns! Another wish I'de thought of that moment.

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    He's actually a 12 foot lizard.

    We all have two foot long tongues....

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    Sven G-E. Must be hung like a donkey?

    Yes I know he is loaded, but there are plenty of blokes out there with money, and they don't all look like Mr Burns!!
    Just what is it these women see in him?
    There must be something but I'm damned if I can see what it is. Any of the girlies on here care to comment? That doesn't mean you milan in case you were unsure.
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