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Previously on "The bathroom sink"

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  • BrilloPad
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    A thread even more bizarre than TPD...

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  • El_Diablo
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    SheePee WTF!

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  • miffy
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    I'm with Timberwolf, the sink really is the future. It's a right pain removing the pots when you're bursting though.

    As the for "ShePee" I though I'd see it all. That's just plain wrong.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Can I ask a rude question? I know this is General, not Light Relief so rudeness should not be unfamiliar.

    Gents, you know how when you wake up in the morning, and you have been needing the loo for a while, and when you get there you're all, errm, 'tense' from holding it in, and so pointing in completely the wrong way for the toilet pan which is 'down there' not 'up here'?

    What do YOU do?
    Not what do you do, where. The sink

    (If horizontal is obtainable without cartiligeous snappage).

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Can I ask a rude question? I know this is General, not Light Relief so rudeness should not be unfamiliar.

    Gents, you know how when you wake up in the morning, and you have been needing the loo for a while, and when you get there you're all, errm, 'tense' from holding it in, and so pointing in completely the wrong way for the toilet pan which is 'down there' not 'up here'?

    What do YOU do?

    (One day when I'm proper rich, I'm gonna get a pub-style entire-wall urinal installed somewhere. Proper practical, that is. Not very posh, but proper practical. And how's that any worse than one of them "you wash your feet in it honest" affairs that the ladies have?)

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Don't do it when standing in the bath
    Okay nice suggestion, but I prefer the sink.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Good idea, which I hadn't thought of except when in the shower. What prevents wet feet trampling wee all over the house and soggy slippers?
    Don't do it when standing in the bath

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    And what's wrong with peeing in the bath, like normal people? (bigger Target larger splash zone)
    Good idea, which I hadn't thought of except when in the shower. What prevents wet feet trampling wee all over the house and soggy slippers?

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  • Diver
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    And what's wrong with peeing in the bath, like normal people? (bigger Target larger splash zone)

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  • TimberWolf
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    http://www.dentalgentlecare.com/toot...g_fluroide.htm

    Scientists commonly find coliform bacteria (E. coli) on toothbrushes. If it enters the bloodstream, E coli cause serious infection.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    And your toothbrush nice and disinfected ready for use?
    Toothbrushes really are ridden with bacteria, of nasty sorts too. But I wouldn't advocate peeing on toothbrushes.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Okay, but do you like the idea of less mess to clear up after blokes and no toilet seat left up, etc?
    And your toothbrush nice and disinfected ready for use?

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  • Clippy
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    Anyone watch three men in another boat the other day.

    They were talking about drinking and there was a story of how Griff Rhys Jones was away on some BBC jolly and was sharing a room with colleagues.

    He got up, half asleep, to take a pee and stumbles into what he thinks is the bog and takes his wee.

    Un-beknownst to him, he only managed to get to the corner of the room and peed there. However, the floor of the room had a slope and in the other corner Clive Anderson was kipping in a sleeping bag. Nice.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Okay, but do you like the idea of less mess to clear up after blokes and no toilet seat left up, etc?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I don't like it

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