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Previously on "OK, So all Jocks..."
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Guest repliedI'm a Jock and I care...no wait a minute...no. it's gone.
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Guest repliedAnd in a world where somebody actually gave a toss WHAT you thought, somebody may actually care.I think jocks must be gay
:rollin
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Guest repliedHHH, ambassador for Barnsley, do you say the above because you think a Virgin has her 'Virginer' in tact...?Your virginity will remain intact for a long time snaw you ugly tw*t.
Your bumginity however went long ago @#%$
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Guest repliedRe: Not much
I would have thought the average Englishman would be sat in a pub boasting to others about the alloys on his repmobile whilst his wife is being shagged senseless at home by a Scot, Mick, Taff or ANOther nationality?Will be getting p*ssed till early hours Monday, the Taffs will be rearing upto a few sheep untill they are sore, but what are you quality Englishman up to this fine weekend?
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Guest repliedNot much
Invented a couple more things for threaded.
Read a chapter of "The Mainland On Ten Euros A Day" by milan.
Fed AtW.
Now I'm just waiting for xog's 5000th.
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Guest repliedHullHellandHappiness: I think jocks must be gay: wearing skirts, nothing underneath for ease of access, and bad breath so they know which way round.
Well there are three obvious one for starters.
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Guest repliedRe: harpooning the chocolate spider
"Your virginity will remain intact for a long time snaw you ugly tw*t.
Your bumginity however went long ago @#%$ "
Got to say HHH your posts are incredibly similar to Mr Billy Bulltulipters DCJ!
I claim my prize.:rolleyes
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Guest repliedRe: harpooning the chocolate spider
Up late tonight watching some DVD's.
Saturday : Writing an appraisal, then some more studying (70-217). Might go to see Spidey 2. Might not. Bit too early to decide and Mrs BGG not to sure either.
Sunday : Dunno. Bit too early to decide. Haven't sorted Sat out yet.
Thats the trouble when both partners are chronically indecisive. Take tonight for instance. Took us 2 hours to figure out what we were going to do for dinner and entertainment. In the end we went to bed for a little kiplet, got up at 9pm with raving hunger, then spent another hour figuring out what to do.
On the plus side, it does make life a little more interesting.
Get up, decide to get on a plane for a weekend away and just go. Planning is for wimps.
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Guest repliedRe: harpooning the chocolate spider
Nothing homosexual for me, unlike, it seems, half the people on this board. Not even the deviance of sheep.
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Guest repliedRe: ....
Snaw,
I don't think triple H was asking you because it is the Rugby League season, at the weekend he likes to scrum down with other burly like minded men and do a bit of rucking. After wards they like nothing better than a good rub-down and a communal bath with the other players. They then start drinking lots of alcohol and start talking about their sore points, and if you have been rucking with burly men you will have plenty.
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Guest replied..
Your virginity will remain intact for a long time snaw you ugly tw*t.
Your bumginity however went long ago @#%$ >:
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Guest repliedRe: ....
No thanks, I'm saving my 'virginity' for the right person ... you've been around the block a bit too much I reckon
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Guest replied....
Yes why? do you want me to cave your back door in again snaw? :rolleyes
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Guest repliedYou soliciting for action again HHH?
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