Reply to: Bog roll

[PRC1964]

Grow a long enough beard and you will never be without something to wipe with.

[Clippy]

Pick a post from this board, print off and use to wipe your bum.

[hyperD]

Wipe your 'arris on a squirrel - they're self-cleaning.

(sorry AtW)

[Diver]

Aww bless, our little boy is all grown up. He's big enough to wipe his own arse. All he has to do now is find it.

Couldn't with both hands

[Board Game Geek]

Get a bottle of water, perch like a loony on the toilet, and slosh streams of water down your crevice. No need to use toilet paper. It just becomes a oily, greasy mess down your underwear.

I won't explain which faith adopts this barbaric practice.

[sasguru]

Aww bless, our little boy is all grown up. He's big enough to wipe his own arse.

And when are you going to stop wiping your elbow, doggy?.

[BrowneIssue]

Just wash your arse in the sink.

Mods! Mods!

[BrowneIssue]

My client supplies mine. Same for stationary.

stationery

'stationary' is where you sit around all day doing nothing.



Oh, I see.

[Churchill]

I need to buy some bog roll. Anyone got any ideas ?

Aww bless, our little boy is all grown up. He's big enough to wipe his own arse. All he has to do now is find it.

[BrowneIssue]

I need to buy some bog roll. Anyone got any ideas ?

Try a cheese roll instead.

HTH

[sasguru]

Just wash your arse in the sink.

And you haven't even put it in light relief?

[ferret]

Just wash your arse in the sink.

[MrRobin]

B&Q. Sandpaper aisle.

[DimPrawn]

My client supplies mine. Same for stationary.

HTH

[DiscoStu]

Now this is a perfect set-up for another Threaded post