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    Well, it seems someones been doing a bit of tidying up. Wonder why? :hat

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    :|

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    you've set me off fancying plant pots now.
    Provides a nice warm home for many a lonely slug, eh Xog?

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    I have plenty in my greenhouse boring, to you only £50 a time or £80 without a skin. Actually pottery plant pots are very close to normal skin colour. Damn it! you've set me off fancying plant pots now.

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    8)

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    But it does not look anything like the sort of orifice certain of us prefer. I have seem more enticing holes in the bottom of plant pots

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    It appears to feature the orifice that certain of the members of this forum prefer...
    ...to speak out of?

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    :rollin

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    Boring Allan,

    "Someone must be buying (and using) them. I would rank MilanB "

    you cheeky fecker

    Milan.

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    I think threaded had trouble with his new delux doll. In order to blow her up so that she reached the required 'tightness', he overreached himself and the resulting backflow of air had an amusing result.

    www.*********.co.uk/images/threaded_blitz.jpg

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    Xog

    May I suggest

    www.rubenesquefun.com

    OK I lied not a real domain, but it seemed funny at the time.

    Help I have been taken over by the shaunboy virus (or 3 large treble Grants 100's)

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    As you all know my tastes run to the more substantial woman. If I did buy a blow up doll, could anyone advise me as to how much I could safely over-inflate it without the vagina popping out and turning it into a gay sex model? Or even worse with one of those three hole dolls. As a regular guy I would hate the wife to catch me performing with some double-willied blow up bloke with no bollocks. She thinks I am a pervert already. Ta for any advice.

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    you must be doing .NET to afford such a doll :lol (its more suited to geeky nerd tastes also)

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    "www.realdoll.com

    Impressive."


    How long have you been fantasising about sleeping with a corpse?

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    Just love the one that says:

    >>Do you sell body parts separately?

    For the poor man, obviously... a detachable vag1na...

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