Ever wondered why ...

No chance...check out her pits.

Anyone remember Top of the Pop and Lena singing "99 Red Balloons" ?

Anyone still trying to forget ?

She's German?

!*!*!*!*!*

That's disgusting.

And pity the poor fecker who has to go down on her. Jungle jokes aside, the smell of rancid pi55 that has permeated the pubic hair would knock and elephant dead at 50 yards.

Women ! Shaving is not a luxury...it's a fecking necessity if you dont wan't your partner to gag and vomit on your anglo-saxon thingie.

And yes, I do realise it cuts both ways. Which is why I'm sitting very gently at the moment.

Pubes...just say no!

> you have no idea what's hiding underneath...

well AtW and Milan might have no idea but I guess most here would have a pretty good idea

Wouldn't recommend going in there without a machete, you have no idea what's hiding underneath...

To be honest I wouldn't feel safe with it anywhere :rolleyes

Blimey.
Definitely not work safe...

.... the fundamentalist suicide bombers shave their beards before the bang?

Maybe it's to avoid tangles with those virgins in paradise.

Probably not work safe