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Georgie Boy
ZUM BESUCH VON SCHORSCH DABBELJU BUSH
IN MAINZ AM 23.2.2005
De Schorsch , der kimmt nach Rheinland-Palz -
die Määnzer ham' en riesen Hals !
Un ferr die Ami s' duhn se tschecke,
un all' die Gully's zuzudecke...
Voraus gereißt , auf sei'm Geheiß',
des war die Condolenzza Rice,
Des Whoophi-Goldberg Imitat -
das schon mal um gut Wetter bat...
Die Schiffahrt, die werd eingestellt,
bei Opel auch des Band anhhält,
Garage, die duh'n sie verblombe -
damit merr sicher sinn, vor Bombe...
Un aach die Mülltonn' müsse weg,
un des hat nor en aane Zweck -
Denn wenn er kommt "El-Presidente",
hot er auch noch was von der Rente...
Denn böse Buwe üwerwall,
woll'n meucheln ihn uff uff jeden Fall,
un setze Alles nor daran,
wie man dem Schorsch an's Leder kann..
Auch kann merr an dem Daach der Scheiße,
weil's Fenster derf merr net uffreiße,
Un aach de Hund bleibt heut mal drin,
De Schorschi kommt - ja des macht Sinn...
Un dem Europa, ja dem alte,
da duht merr ein Besuch abhalte,
ne "heile Gänsschepoliltik",
Meenz Helau - das gibt den Kick...
Un wenn er weg is, dieser Schorsch,
Der Dabbelju, der arme Borsch -
dann wer'n mir seh'n , ob außer Spese,
noch erschendebbes war geweese...
Merrr schweiße all' die Deckel auf,
des normale Lebbe nimmt sei'n Lauf',
und es sich freut die Polizei -
Schorsch Dabbelju, mach's gut - good bye !!!Tags: None
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