The Temptation of Christ - Matthew Chapter 4, Versus 1-11
Then Jesus was led up by the Spirit to the wilderness to be tempted
by the Devil. And he fasted forty days and forty nights, and afterwards
he was hungry. And the Devil came to him and said, "Will you take my
bread?" And Jesus said "No".
And the Devil offered him water, and said, "Will you take my water and
quench your thirst?" And Jesus said, "No! Begone."
And the Devil took him and showed him all the kingdoms of the world
and he said to him, "All these I will give you, if you fall down and
worship me." Then Jesus said, "Begone Satan!"
But the Devil did not leavehim but said unto him, "Will you take this
Nicam Digital Stereo VCR and 26" FST television with Teletext?"
And Jesus looked at him and said, "Maybe...". And the devil said "OK,
I'll bung in seven 'Climax Blue Teenage Erotica?" And Jesus thought
and said unto him,..."Oh alright then."
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