>>>>1. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
>>>>
>>>>Goes-in-tight! :lol
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>2. What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
>>>>
>>>>Depends .
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>3. What's "68"?
>>>>
>>>>You do me and I owe you one. :rollin
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>4. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
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>>>>Gagged!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>5. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
>>>>
>>>>A tearjerker. :hat >>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>6. Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex
>>>>
>>>>life?
>>>>
>>>>Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>7. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
>>>>
>>>>Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>8. What's the definition of a vagina?
>>>>
>>>>The box a penis comes in.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>9. What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
>>>>
>>>>"Nice Dick!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>10. What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
>>>>
>>>>Toys for Twats.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>11. Why do we have orgasms?
>>>>
>>>>How else would we know when to stop?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>12. What's the definition of indefinitely?
>>>>
>>>>When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in ...ÿ
>>definitely!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>13. Define Transvestite:
>>>>
>>>>A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>14. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
>>>>
>>>>They are both used as a meat substitute.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>15. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
>>>>
>>>>Brothel sprouts.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>16. What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
>>>>
>>>>Two Mennonite.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>17. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
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>>>>His hand caught fire.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>18. Why is sex like a game of bridge?
>>>>
>>>>You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>19. What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
>>>>
>>>>Gladiator.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>20. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
>>>>
>>>>Sperm is handmade.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>21. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
>>>>
>>>>Put a nipple on it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>22. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
>>>>
>>>>Slow down and use a lubricant.
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