I was having my eyes tested when the attractive optician advised me that I ought to stop masturbating.
"Why, is it damaging my eyesight?" I asked,
"No, it's just breaking my concentration".
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Previously on "Should there be more jokes and less polls."
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Should there be more jokes and less polls.
<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2></FONT><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Results (total votes = 8):</FONT><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="75%">
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Yes</FONT> </td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2 / 25.0%</FONT> </td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=75 height=10 hspace=3> </td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>No</FONT> </td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2 / 25.0%</FONT> </td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=75 height=10 hspace=3> </td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Don't know</FONT> </td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>1 / 12.5%</FONT> </td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=37 height=10 hspace=3> </td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>None of the above</FONT> </td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>3 / 37.5%</FONT> </td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=112 height=10 hspace=3> </td></tr>
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