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TheFaQQer replied

5 November 2007, 09:03
Didn't he come over from Freelancer UK?
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Troll replied

3 November 2007, 18:58
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

When I hit the magic 500, I thought that it would take ages to make it to "Contractor Amongst Contractors".

A couple of weeks later, I thought "I'll never hit Super Poster though..."

I think it will be a while for Godlike though - won't be able to post all day atwork like I can at the moment.

You have to adopt the post drivel at the weekend option... trouble is the audience is reduced

other prob is mostly phisshed at weekends ...so spellin police have plenty of ammmmmmmunnnnnition
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cailin maith replied

3 November 2007, 12:54
Originally posted by zeitghost99

Indeed...

Who are you birdy???
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TheFaQQer replied

3 November 2007, 10:14
Originally posted by Bear View Post

There's a chat up line based on that also - I chose not to post it though

I can't believe that any chat up line based on your status on a contracting forum will get any women into bed.
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TheFaQQer replied

3 November 2007, 10:14
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I was so excited when it happend to me - and everyone turned the momentous occasion in to smut!!

When I hit the magic 500, I thought that it would take ages to make it to "Contractor Amongst Contractors".

A couple of weeks later, I thought "I'll never hit Super Poster though..."

I think it will be a while for Godlike though - won't be able to post all day atwork like I can at the moment.
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Bear replied

2 November 2007, 16:19
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Carefull the fun/swear police will get you ?

Yeah... I've reach 500 and now I have fingers like lightning... hope the wife appreciates it

There's a chat up line based on that also - I chose not to post it though
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cailin maith replied

2 November 2007, 15:17
Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

Just wait til you become godlike

It seems an awful long way off though.....
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BA to the Stars replied

2 November 2007, 15:08
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I was so excited when it happend to me - and everyone turned the momentous occasion in to smut!!

Just wait til you become godlike
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cailin maith replied

2 November 2007, 14:54
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Carefull the fun/swear police will get you ?

Yeah... I've reach 500 and now I have fingers like lightning... hope the wife appreciates it

I was so excited when it happend to me - and everyone turned the momentous occasion in to smut!!
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FiveTimes replied

2 November 2007, 14:53
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Bollocks - sorry!!

Carefull the fun/swear police will get you ?

Yeah... I've reach 500 and now I have fingers like lightning... hope the wife appreciates it
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cailin maith replied

2 November 2007, 14:52
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

It's a good job I'm so forgiving!
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TheFaQQer replied

2 November 2007, 14:49
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Bollocks - sorry!!

It's a good job I'm so forgiving!
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cailin maith replied

2 November 2007, 14:48
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away

Wait for me!!
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cailin maith replied

2 November 2007, 14:47
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

<ahem>

someone even went as far as to send you a picture of nuns in a wimple...

Now I'm upset.

Bollocks - sorry!!
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TheFaQQer replied

2 November 2007, 14:46
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Oh you mean my habit.... someone else told me that before... never knew it was called that. Despite having spent everyday of my school and college life looking at the nuns!! I feel stupid!!

<ahem>

someone even went as far as to send you a picture of nuns in a wimple...

Now I'm upset.
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