Reply to: Who would like kelly doyle to show us her talents?

there is only one person who you need to pleasure on this forum and that is the legendary....

FreeWiley.

Ill even take you out for a cracking lunch and a lovley beverage after as well!

I have

My very thoughts.

Probly got a nice beard.

Erm..has anyone had the nonce to check that this is not just a big wind up ?

FW said he wanted more 'yoof' on here so us boring old farts are trying to oblige

It's like watching adolescents...it really is !

> Fiddle should have first go as the superstar.

I've already had a taster - well just a piccy actually but it's more than you got roger.

Where's your sense of adventure, RR?

"Who wants to be pleasured first ?

And what would u like ?"

Fiddle should have first go as the superstar. The rest of us will have to wait till we too achieve superstar status.

I won't be long I hope, but I'm not keen on sloppy seconds.

Well somebody brought up the 4000 post issue a few days back and I suggested the rank of tw@t - we both amply deserve such a title just on volume let alone content.

You had more posts than me at the time. Then I had some fun taking the pi55 at FW and got very close to 4000 but you hadn't posted at all so I nipped off to CCnet so you could be a tw@t first.

Sadly the piccy Kelly sent made # posts slip my mind

Who wants to be pleasured first ?

And what would u like ?

Now why would a non-contractor being the first to 4K posts on a contractor site be a superstar?

Personally I would be happy with the handle "tosser" when I get to 4K - it would I feel reflect the general usefulness of my posts.

> mr superstar

I was holding back - I wanted to see if they'd taken up my suggested title but I wanted you to get there first.

Oh dear - and I thought you were just reserving the id.

I've no idea what's up with it and can't be bothered to look into it - it's just a standard script which I uploaded into some unused webspace. Shame really as I doubt kelly will send you the piccy unless you ask her nicely over there - ho hum - that's life.

Kelly - the swelling has subsided now - any chance of another one?

You know fiddle, mr superstar the reason I haven't posted on your site is that I can't get it to accept my login details. Don't know if it's something to do with cookies on my PC here. Will check at home.

Now kelly dear, just put up your nice candid piccie.