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    Re: Moderator!

    roger ...

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    Re: Moderator!

    Sgrollit - your palm tree looks more like a..............................................Mil an

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    Fiddle - the camel's haemorrhoid is a master stroke. Were you always autistic?

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    Moderator!

    What happened to my palm tree? It looks like a jelly fish.

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    Guest started a topic I have a plan

    I have a plan

    and I'm going to eat it.


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