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Previously on "Strewth that was horrible.."

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    Which joker moved this charming thread into Light Relief...?:rolleyes

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    I have seen people jump eighty floors to their death
    Now that would be interesting to see and I suppose hear ..what does that sound like darrenz is it a splat noise or a low thud, a close friend of mind said that he has seen the victims of failed parachutes and he calls them bouncers because when they actually hit the ground they bounce, when they bounce they usually turn 180 degrees in the air and land facing upward with their head caved in..?? strange phenomenum..

    OBL

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    I once picked up a soldering iron the wrong way round and could smell my flesh burning; (funnily enough although it didn't leave a scar).

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    Well I've seen a diamond ring....
    .....but I ain't never seen an elephant fly.

    Imagine that would splash a bit too

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    I have seen people jump eighty floors to their death
    and land within about fifty feet of me.
    From such a height the human body rather falls apart
    as well as splashes.
    I have smelt human flesh cooking.
    I have cringed as rats collectively went ape-sh1t about cooking meat to eat.

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    Is there such as thing as "gratutious violence"philia

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    I'll stick with the former. :x

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    Last time I linked to a site showing a russian soldier getting his throat slit..my post on CUK was removed, its a lot easier to click a link than to cut and paste the link into IE and then press return.

    With regard to looking at these type of things, I guess you could either call me one sick motherf**ker or someone whos bored and really wanted to see the gory details..not the glossed over story reported on CNN and the likes..

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    Doing it (dismemberment) is quite bad too.

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    > I wont link to it, may ruffle a few feathers

    I'm a little puzzled here - why should posting the url in non-clickable form be any different from posting it clickable.

    That puzzlement, however, pales to insignificance compared to my wondering any normal person would visit such a site let alone post a link to it let alone produce it in the first place.

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    Wouldnt be a bad idea Mordac..8)

    Its apparently legal to do this in lebanon... I saw it on this site http://www.thenausea.com/legalcrimes.html its at the bottom under dismemberment..

    I wont link to it, may ruffle a few feathers.

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    Is that how they deal with traffic wardens then?

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    Guest started a topic Strewth that was horrible..

    Strewth that was horrible..

    Anyone ever seen a man dismembered by two cars...just saw a video from lebanon showing a soldier getting ripped limb from limb by two cars...now thats sick.

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