There was a naughty monkey from Burkina Faso
Who etched a gibbon's penis with a piece of grasso
In an unsuspecting tourist
Tourist went "oo"
Monkey went "oo"
There was a slobbery, slippery, sniggering eel-fish from Kenya
Who accused a large white woman - "You've eaten all the food, aint'che?"
She was an unsuspecting tourist
Tourist went "oo"
Eel-fish went "oo"
There was a chinese bear-tiger snamed Shen who ran to Mozambique
To be, under a separate sheet, with the right clique
Woven by an unsuspecting tourist
Tourist went "oo"
Bear-tiger went "oo"
A milk-laden cow near Ulm wondered about algebra
Very briefly
Very, very briefly indeed
So briefly that it didn't really register
Cow went "moo"
